I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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