I wish my wallet came with free refills.
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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.
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