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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins. Anonymous
Stupid Quotes
Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. Anonymous
Short Quotes
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I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it. Anonymous
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery. Anonymous
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. - Anonymous
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. - Anonymous
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." Anonymous
Questions
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. - Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
Know Quotes Stupid Quotes
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
Short Quotes TV Quotes Work Quotes
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. - Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous
Sayings
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. - Anonymous
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
Animals Questions Short Quotes
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X. - Anonymous
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X. Anonymous
Math Quotes Wise Quotes
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
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