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I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. - Anonymous

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

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I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous

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In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. - Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous

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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? Anonymous

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Don't wake me up! I'm studying. - Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying. Anonymous

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I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it. Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks. - Anonymous

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks. Anonymous

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You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. - Anonymous

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. - Anonymous

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. - Anonymous

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. Anonymous

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... - Anonymous

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... Anonymous

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Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. - Anonymous

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. Anonymous

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. - Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. - Anonymous

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Anonymous

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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

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You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

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Don't press your luck, you might pop it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Don't press your luck, you might pop it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain

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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous

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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. Anonymous

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