I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
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