Anonymous Quote

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

Anonymous

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Anonymous

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Anonymous

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Anonymous

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Anonymous

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Anonymous

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

Anonymous

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Anonymous

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

Anonymous

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

Anonymous

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Anonymous

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

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