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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. Anonymous

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous

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Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Anonymous

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If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous

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When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous

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When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. Anonymous

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Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. Anonymous

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I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. Anonymous

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet. Anonymous

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I noticed you are not noticing me. Anonymous

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Age only matters if you are a cheese. Anonymous

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Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous

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