If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous