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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. Anonymous

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular. Anonymous

Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes

I would've never imaged going into a bank wearing a mask and asking the teller for money. Anonymous

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Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous

Life Quotes People Quotes Think Quotes

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Anonymous

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Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. Anonymous

TV Quotes

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous

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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. Anonymous

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous

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It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up. Anonymous

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I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous

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