"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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