Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent."
Anonymous
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.
Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Anonymous
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My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
Anonymous
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
Anonymous
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
Anonymous









