Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.