We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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