Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart. Anonymous
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart. Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous