The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous