Anonymous Quote

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.