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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!

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My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.

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Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

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Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

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I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."

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My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.

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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!

Anonymous

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

Anonymous

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

Anonymous

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Anonymous

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.

Anonymous

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips