Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous