Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
Anonymous
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Anonymous
