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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

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What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

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Short QuotesLife QuotesQuestions

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Wise Quotes
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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SayingsSleep Quotes
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

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Life QuotesNever QuotesMath Quotes

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

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AnimalsTV Quotes

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!

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QuestionsKnow QuotesFacebook
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

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Short QuotesLove Quotes

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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Stupid Quotes

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

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Short QuotesStupid QuotesGreat Quotes

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Short QuotesLife Quotes

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

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