Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Anonymous
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
Anonymous
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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Anonymous
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
Anonymous
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous