Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
Anonymous
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!
Anonymous