Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Anonymous
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Anonymous