I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
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