Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.