You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'? Anonymous
It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright