Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Anonymous
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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Anonymous
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous