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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous
Math Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes
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Apparently when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Anonymous
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous
Moments Sleep Quotes
What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
Internet
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking Short Quotes
I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic. Anonymous
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Anonymous
Money Quotes
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes
I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find. Anonymous
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. - Anonymous
I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. - Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous
Sayings
Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work. Anonymous
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