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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous
Short Quotes
If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous
Short Quotes
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school. Anonymous
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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers. Anonymous
Computers
'I'll call you right back.' Translation: Enjoy the rest of your day. Anonymous
Phone Short Quotes
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous
What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
Internet
If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Anonymous
Short Quotes World Quotes
If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Hold on, let me overthink this. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." - Anonymous
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous
Statements Work Quotes
The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous
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