Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
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It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998?
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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water.
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It's hard to find a friend who is 95% talented, 96% funny, 98% loving, 99% intelligent and 100% sweet. So don't you dare lose me!
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No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.
Anonymous
Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!"
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I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer.
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