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I think my soulmate might be carbs. Anonymous
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. - Anonymous
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous
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Hold on, let me overthink this. Anonymous
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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. - Anonymous
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Anonymous
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Target cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: First of all, I wasn't looking for ANY of this. Anonymous
I couldn't work today because I had an eye problem.. I simply couldn't see myself working today. Anonymous
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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Anonymous
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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. - Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous
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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Anonymous
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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous
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From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous
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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. Anonymous
I don't know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. Anonymous
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Auto-correct is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things. Anonymous
Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. Anonymous
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