Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Anonymous
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A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Anonymous