I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. Anonymous
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous