Anonymous Quote

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.