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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. - Anonymous

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

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My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. - Anonymous

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! - Anonymous

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

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I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow. - Anonymous

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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