It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.Anonymous