When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.
I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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