Anonymous Quote

Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

I noticed you are not noticing me.

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.