If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
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I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
When nothing is going right, go left.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
I noticed you are not noticing me.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
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