Anonymous Quote

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

Anonymous

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

Anonymous

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

Anonymous

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

Anonymous

Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

Anonymous

When nothing is going right, go left.

Anonymous

Never ask a starfish for directions.

Anonymous

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Anonymous

I noticed you are not noticing me.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

Anonymous

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

Anonymous

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

Anonymous

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

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