Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together. Anonymous
I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. Anonymous
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous