Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Never judge a book by it's movie
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.
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