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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school. Anonymous

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I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over. Anonymous

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. Anonymous

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there's the ring, and then you wake up. Anonymous

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep. Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer." Anonymous

When I take a shower I'm: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Anonymous

Life Quotes

From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous

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Apparently when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Anonymous

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous

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What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous

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I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Anonymous

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It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth. Anonymous

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I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Anonymous

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