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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.