Anonymous Quote

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children)

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Anonymous

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

Anonymous

A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.

Anonymous

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

Anonymous

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

Anonymous