My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams