My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous