Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children)
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
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