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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over. Anonymous
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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. - Anonymous
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Anonymous
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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous
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Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer." Anonymous
I asked my boyfriend when is his birthday is, and he said March 1st. So I marched in a circle around the room, then asked again. Anonymous
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. - Anonymous
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Anonymous
I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first. Anonymous
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From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous
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Apparently when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Anonymous
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous
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'I'll call you right back.' Translation: Enjoy the rest of your day. Anonymous
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Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous
What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I'll let you do my job. Anonymous
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If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings. Anonymous
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