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I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... - Anonymous

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by...

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous
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