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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.