I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous