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Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
I only want one thing from fake people: distance.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
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