He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".Anonymous