A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
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