Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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