You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. Anonymous
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on. Anonymous