Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.Anonymous
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.Anonymous
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt.Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!Anonymous
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright