Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Anonymous
I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find."
Anonymous
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Anonymous