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What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it.
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
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