What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. Anonymous
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous