Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
Anonymous
My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Anonymous
Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
Anonymous