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In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I love you forever... but I can't live that long.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
4 out 3 people struggle with math.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
You're never too old to do goofy stuff.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
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