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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

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Cupcakes

If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.

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I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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Photo of lioness sitting on grass with quotation about lion being afraid.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

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Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

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I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

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The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

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Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

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