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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Now if you'll excuse me... today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves. Anonymous
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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. Anonymous
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I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words. Anonymous
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. - Anonymous
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. - Anonymous
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. Anonymous
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You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
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I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous. - Anonymous
Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? - Anonymous
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Anonymous
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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. - Anonymous
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
Q: How did you vote this year?
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous
Questions
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! - Anonymous
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous
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Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Anonymous
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