All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.Anonymous