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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.

I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.