I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop.
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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
