I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga. Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous