I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
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