I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
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Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
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