The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com