Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Anonymous
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The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Anonymous