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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. - Anonymous
All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. Anonymous
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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. - Anonymous
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. - Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
Internet Life Quotes
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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. - Anonymous
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous
Money Quotes
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! - Anonymous
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous
Never Quotes Short Quotes
Be bold, be italic, but never regular. - Anonymous
Be bold, be italic, but never regular. Anonymous
Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. - Anonymous
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. Anonymous
TV Quotes
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. - Anonymous
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. Anonymous
Life Quotes
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. - Anonymous
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous
Money Quotes
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. - Anonymous
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. Anonymous
Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. - Anonymous
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. Anonymous
Time Quotes
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
Life Quotes
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? - Anonymous
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous
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