Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Anonymous
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Anonymous