I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous