The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.
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